Fork Him, He's Done

Cyclist Floyd Landis loses appeal of doping ban.

Can we move on now, pretty please?

“I am saddened by today’s decision,” Landis said in a statement. “I am looking into my legal options and deciding on the best way to proceed.”

Apparently not. Floyd, the best way to proceed is to stop this ridiculous charade, own up to the FACT that you cheated and go do something else with your life and time.